It opens with a roast 
Score, streak, limit 
Your shame card 
Wake-up roast 
Earn your silence 
Four languages
“The reels will be there tomorrow. Stop.”One of nearly 1,000 things Roastr will say to you.
What it does
Two jobs: get you off your phone at night, and out of bed in the morning.
Doomscroll police
Set a daily limit for YouTube and Instagram. Pass it and you get roasted, again every five minutes you stay.
Reel counter
Optional: count every Short and Reel you swipe, with a pill in the corner that goes green, yellow, red. At the limit you're sent home.
Wake-up roast
An alarm that yells you out of bed. Make it stop with three maths sums or 30 real steps.
Score and streak
A daily score out of 100. Behave and the roasts go easy on you. Don't and you'll hear about it.
Shame card and your week
Your numbers plus a fresh roast, ready to share. Plus a weekly summary with the title you earned.
Four languages
English, हिंदी, मराठी and ಕನ್ನಡ, voiced. Nearly 1,000 voiced lines and three spice levels, from grandma-safe to savage. All jokes, no slurs. Or record your own.
Private by design
Roastr doesn't even have internet permission.
Stays on your phone
Your name, stats and recordings never leave the device. No account, no analytics, no ads.
Counts, doesn't read
Minutes mode only sees how long apps were open. Reel mode only listens to YouTube and Instagram to count swipes, and asks first.
Delete anytime
Uninstall or clear the app's storage and everything is gone. Full privacy policy.
Install
- Download roastr.apk on your Android phone.
- Open it. If Android asks, allow your browser to install apps.
- Open Roastr and let it insult you through setup.
Coming to Google Play. Until then, updates are on the releases page.